Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

General Juanito Pequeño

Mia

Akiko Yoshida

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Snot Lonstein, Eli Weisel, Snot, Snot as S' Assistant

Mah Mah

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Ax Jenkins

Father Donovan

Jack Smith

Rusty

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Gwen Ling

Andrew, Matt Davis

Minstrel Krampus

Himself, The Hot Tub

Sharri Rothberg

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

June Rosewood

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Lisa Silver

Minstrel Krampus

Cap'n Monty

Casey, Michelle, Thundercat, Woman, Alien, Brett Morris' Wife, Carmen Selectra, Concession Counter Girl, Diane, Female Robot...