Himself, The Hot Tub

Andrew, Matt Davis

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Lisa Silver

Minstrel Krampus

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Snot Lonstein, Eli Weisel, Snot, Snot as S' Assistant

Various

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Minstrel Krampus

Mah Mah

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

General Juanito Pequeño

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Ax Jenkins

Himself

Mia

Rusty

Jack Smith

Father Donovan

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

June Rosewood

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Gwen Ling

Akiko Yoshida

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky