Jack Smith

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

General Juanito Pequeño

Mia

Akiko Yoshida

Francine Smith, Francine Smith as Sexpun T'Come, Becky, Patricia

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Snot Lonstein, Eli Weisel, Snot, Snot as S' Assistant

Various

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Ax Jenkins

Mah Mah

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

Rusty

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Gwen Ling

Andrew, Matt Davis

Minstrel Krampus

Himself, The Hot Tub

Sharri Rothberg

Father Donovan

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

June Rosewood

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

Klaus, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw, Tony, Elf, Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear, A Wolverine, CIA Guard, Duper, Enormous Sea Monster...

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Lisa Silver

Minstrel Krampus

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky