Jasmine

Art Student #2, Jenny

Himself - Narrator, Sparky the Dog

Lenny

Daimyo, Iyoki, Mr. Kobayashi, Seppuku Lord, Yoshi Nakamura

Dalen

Nicky, Nicky The Predicament

Bill's Wife

Tammi

Geisha Goddess of Death, Restaurant Patron, Seppuku Goddess

Janine

Alexis

Narrator (U.K. broadcast only)

Himself - Cardiac Electrophysiologist, Himself - Cardiac Electro Physiologist, Himself - Cardioelectro Physiologist, Himself - Cardio Electro Physiologist

Carnival Worker, Nigel, Victim

Pamela

Bill

Herself - Sexologist, Herself - Sex Therapist

Angela

Natasha

Patty the Assistant

Tina

Himself - Interventional Cardiologist, Himself - Cardiologist

Lula Mae