Carnival Worker, Nigel, Victim

Nicky, Nicky The Predicament

Himself - Narrator, Sparky the Dog

Lenny

Daimyo, Iyoki, Mr. Kobayashi, Seppuku Lord, Yoshi Nakamura

Bill's Wife

Natasha

Alexis

Janine

Geisha Goddess of Death, Restaurant Patron, Seppuku Goddess

Tina

Tammi

Narrator (U.K. broadcast only)

Himself - Cardiac Electrophysiologist, Himself - Cardiac Electro Physiologist, Himself - Cardioelectro Physiologist, Himself - Cardio Electro Physiologist

Art Student #2, Jenny

Lula Mae

Patty the Assistant

Herself - Sexologist, Herself - Sex Therapist

Angela

Pamela

Dalen

Jasmine

Himself - Interventional Cardiologist, Himself - Cardiologist

Bill