Dalen

Art Student #2, Jenny

Himself - Narrator, Sparky the Dog

Lenny

Daimyo, Iyoki, Mr. Kobayashi, Seppuku Lord, Yoshi Nakamura

Bill's Wife

Nicky, Nicky The Predicament

Alexis

Janine

Geisha Goddess of Death, Restaurant Patron, Seppuku Goddess

Tina

Tammi

Narrator (U.K. broadcast only)

Himself - Cardiac Electrophysiologist, Himself - Cardiac Electro Physiologist, Himself - Cardioelectro Physiologist, Himself - Cardio Electro Physiologist

Carnival Worker, Nigel, Victim

Pamela

Bill

Herself - Sexologist, Herself - Sex Therapist

Angela

Natasha

Patty the Assistant

Jasmine

Himself - Interventional Cardiologist, Himself - Cardiologist

Lula Mae