Bordello of Blood
Based on the 'Tales From the Crypt' comic series, the film features a funeral parlor that change into a vampire bordello during the night, a story filled with violence, gore, and nudity.
13 April 1950, Buffalo, New York, USA
3 November 1953, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
16 July 1971, Chatsworth, California, USA
1958, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
13 March 1972, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
25 July 1968, Chicago, Illinois, USA
28 June 1953, New York City, New York, USA
24 January 1932, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
1 June 1926, Portsmouth, Hampshire, England, UK
16 February 1968, Jamaica
29 June 1962, Carson City, Nevada, USA
24 October 1957, Baltimore, Maryland, USA
29 September 1969, Glendale, California, USA
8 November 1958, New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
October 19, 2015
Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.
January 22, 2002
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
January 01, 2000
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
October 20, 2012
Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...
November 27, 2016
A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...
May 19, 2008
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
February 21, 2001
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
October 26, 2015
It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.
January 01, 2000
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
January 01, 2000
... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
