Dennis Miller
Birthday: 3 November 1953, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Height: 174 cm
Dennis Miller was born on November 3, 1953 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. He is a writer and producer, known for Dennis Miller Live (1994), Dennis Miller (2004) and Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed (200 ...Show More
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of sum Show more
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Hide
[on filmmaker Michael Moore during a 2003 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992)] He's goi Show more
[on filmmaker Michael Moore during a 2003 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992)] He's going to wake up every day for the rest of his life, and he's going to tell us how he hates everything about this country except his right to hate it. And then we say that we love it and he's going to tell us what naive sheep we are and that he's the true patriot because he hates it and he sees all the problems in it. Yeah, right, Mike. You know something, if my yawn got any bigger they'd have to assign it a hurricane name, okay? Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong. Hide
[on 77-year-old President Ronald Reagan] He has access to "the button". You know, my grandfather is Show more
[on 77-year-old President Ronald Reagan] He has access to "the button". You know, my grandfather is 77 and we won't even let him use the remote. Hide
Thanks to the notion of dysfunction, every zipperhead in this country can tap himself with a Freudia Show more
Thanks to the notion of dysfunction, every zipperhead in this country can tap himself with a Freudian wand and go from failed frog to misunderstood prince. Hide
Now let me get this straight. [President George W. Bush] is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I Show more
Now let me get this straight. [President George W. Bush] is anti-abortion, but pro-death penalty. I guess it's all in the timing, huh? Hide
The only way we were going to get the French to go into Iraq was to tell them we thought there were Show more
The only way we were going to get the French to go into Iraq was to tell them we thought there were truffles in there. Hide
If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thi Show more
If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out. Hide
When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.
When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.
Andy Warhol was an optimist. It's more like 2 1/2 minutes [of fame].
Andy Warhol was an optimist. It's more like 2 1/2 minutes [of fame].
I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incens Show more
I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incensed [Grigory Rasputin]. If I did, do you know how alone I'd be in the world? Hide
These liberals are telling me that I should take it easy on the terrorists. They said that our found Show more
These liberals are telling me that I should take it easy on the terrorists. They said that our founding fathers would have gone easier on them. They were, after all, for civil liberties. Let me ask you a question: Do you really think that our founding fathers would have put up with any of this shit? I mean, our founding fathers blew peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their morning beverage! Hide
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow [Edward R. Murrow] up on the roof in a L Show more
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow [Edward R. Murrow] up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz. Hide
[on his "rants"] It's therapy. It's the same stuff I used to say to my shrink. I have a great place Show more
[on his "rants"] It's therapy. It's the same stuff I used to say to my shrink. I have a great place to rant: my show. Most people don't. Watch that ranting in real life. Hide
You like the Red Skelton painting? Buy the Red Skelton painting. You like Home Improvement (1991)? T Show more
You like the Red Skelton painting? Buy the Red Skelton painting. You like Home Improvement (1991)? Tape it and go over it like the [Abraham Zapruder] film. It's your life; live it on your terms. Hide
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. I'm a family man. I sold out to make an M& Show more
Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. I'm a family man. I sold out to make an M&M commercial. They offer incredible amounts of money, and I say, 'What can I do to sell one more piece of candy for you? Do you want me to hug the M&M? Hide
Dennis Miller's FILMOGRAPHY
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