Cult Leader

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Chevy Chase, Clark Griswold

Joyce Kinney, Girl #2, Lamp Store Owner's Wife, Paula's Friend #1, Woman at Party, Woman on Phone

Gordon Gronkowski

Kevin Swanson, Michael Pulaski

Various, Waiter, Cop, Criminal, Jeffrey Fecalman, Agent Jenkins, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bernie, Brad Garrett, Cab Driver...

Bud Swanson

Jane Fonda, Jane Jetson, Mrs. Brady, Various

Bob Costas

Rush Limbaugh, Red 6, Rush Limbaugh as The Rancor

Warden

Kyle, Toby

Connie D'Amico, Beth, Abby Stevenson, Cheerleader, Lisa McDonald, Sexy Meg, Teenage Girl, Various

Himself

Additional Voices, Alan, First Caterpillar, George W. Bush, Man, Member of Symphony, Second Creature, Various

Loca

Bobby Ewing, Jack, Salesman, Teacher

Donna, Gina, Lisa, Maid, Puerto Rico Girl

Amanda, Little Girl, Amy Grant, Anna Paquin, Ashley Olsen, Ball in a Cup Ad Singing Voice, Beth, Bride's Mother, British Children, Cheerleader #1...

Ruth Cochamer, Singing Cheerleader

Student, Teenage Girl, Vegas Waitress, Angry Mob Woman, Annaleigh Quagmire, College Girl, Julie, Kidnapped Woman, Kimmi, Marcie Miller...

John Williams, Lincoln's Cabinet Member, Santa Claus

Patrick Swayze

Lois Griffin, Additional Voices, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Loretta Brown, Stephanie, Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, Babs Pewterschmidt, Barbara Pewderschmidt, Crystal Quagmire...

Girl, Tonya, Wife

Vinny, Himself

Various, Announcer #1, Auctioneer, Austin Powers, Corner Man, Dr. Bruce Kaplan, Dr. Kaplan, Ornithologist, The Grinch, Various Characters...

Tom Brady

Death, Super Death

Shauna Parks