Student, Teenage Girl, Vegas Waitress, Angry Mob Woman, Annaleigh Quagmire, College Girl, Julie, Kidnapped Woman, Kimmi, Marcie Miller...

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Coach, Warden

Joyce Kinney, Girl #2, Lamp Store Owner's Wife, Paula's Friend #1, Woman at Party, Woman on Phone

Gordon Gronkowski

Death, Super Death

Various, Waiter, Cop, Criminal, Jeffrey Fecalman, Agent Jenkins, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bernie, Brad Garrett, Cab Driver...

Bud Swanson

Dotty Campbell, English Mother at airport, French Teacher

Bertram

Death, Frog, Hans, Spongebob

Warden

Liam Neeson

Baby Susie Swanson (Inner Voice), Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Narrator, Avery Bullock, Dick Pump, Himself, Patrick Stewart, Peter Griffin with the vocal chords of Patrick Stewart, Talking Cat, Waterbear

Himself

Patty, Bimbo #2

Hugh Hefner

Carrot Top

Ruth Cochamer, Singing Cheerleader

Ruth, Ashley's Granddaughter, Blackjack Dealer, JoAnne 'Jojo' Fuller, Kira, Little Miss Muffet, Sandy, Schoolgirl, Uncomfortably Hot 18-Year-Old Girl

Big Fat Paulie, Bronx Guy #1, Cartoony Crewman, Henessy, Mechanic

Angela, Angela as Mon Mothma

Carol Pewterschmidt, Carol West

Patrick Swayze

Lois Griffin, Additional Voices, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Loretta Brown, Stephanie, Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, Babs Pewterschmidt, Barbara Pewderschmidt, Crystal Quagmire...

Esther

Fred Jones, Megatron, Additional Voices, Bunny, Kermit the Frog, Maquina

Various, Announcer #1, Auctioneer, Austin Powers, Corner Man, Dr. Bruce Kaplan, Dr. Kaplan, Ornithologist, The Grinch, Various Characters...

Himself

Angry Man, Bob, Carter, Cashier, Dick Clark, Jewish Man, Officer, Various

Shauna Parks