Club Manager, Marvin Astley

Contestant, The Bride, Woman

Coach, Warden

Joyce Kinney, Girl #2, Lamp Store Owner's Wife, Paula's Friend #1, Woman at Party, Woman on Phone

Gordon Gronkowski

Kevin Swanson, Michael Pulaski

Various, Waiter, Cop, Criminal, Jeffrey Fecalman, Agent Jenkins, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bernie, Brad Garrett, Cab Driver...

Bud Swanson

Dotty Campbell, English Mother at airport, French Teacher

Bertram

Death, Frog, Hans, Spongebob

Warden

Liam Neeson

Connie D'Amico, Beth, Abby Stevenson, Cheerleader, Lisa McDonald, Sexy Meg, Teenage Girl, Various

Himself

Additional Voices, Alan, First Caterpillar, George W. Bush, Man, Member of Symphony, Second Creature, Various

Hugh Hefner

Carrot Top

Ruth Cochamer, Singing Cheerleader

Amanda, Little Girl, Amy Grant, Anna Paquin, Ashley Olsen, Ball in a Cup Ad Singing Voice, Beth, Bride's Mother, British Children, Cheerleader #1...

Big Fat Paulie, Bronx Guy #1, Cartoony Crewman, Henessy, Mechanic

Student, Teenage Girl, Vegas Waitress, Angry Mob Woman, Annaleigh Quagmire, College Girl, Julie, Kidnapped Woman, Kimmi, Marcie Miller...

Carol Pewterschmidt, Carol West

Patrick Swayze

Lois Griffin, Additional Voices, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Loretta Brown, Stephanie, Lois Griffin as Princess Leia, Babs Pewterschmidt, Barbara Pewderschmidt, Crystal Quagmire...

Girl, Tonya, Wife

Vinny, Himself

Various, Announcer #1, Auctioneer, Austin Powers, Corner Man, Dr. Bruce Kaplan, Dr. Kaplan, Ornithologist, The Grinch, Various Characters...

Himself

Death, Super Death

Shauna Parks