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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

Birthday: 24 February 1968, St. Paul, Minnesota, USA
Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Height: 185 cm

Mitch Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, on February 24, 1968. He began his stand-up career in Florida, and after a period of honing his skills there he moved to Seattle and began touring. He so ...Show More

Mitch Hedberg
Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you w Show more Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down! Hide
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist. I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away." Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic Show more Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right. Hide
My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know w Show more My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Hide
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd Show more If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd let him go. Hide
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs. I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later... Show more My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.' Hide
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