#
buy premium

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Birthday: 23 October 1925, Corning, Iowa, USA
Birth Name: John William Carson
Height: 179 cm

Johnny Carson, the legendary "King of Late Night TV" who dominated the medium's nether hours for three decades, was born in Corning, Iowa, but moved with his family to nearby Norfolk, N ...Show More

Johnny Carson
Egyptian President Sadat [Anwar Sadat] had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon [Richard Nixon] Show more Egyptian President Sadat [Anwar Sadat] had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon [Richard Nixon] at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods. Hide
[December 1967, interview in "Playboy" magazine] It's silly to have as one's sole object in life jus Show more [December 1967, interview in "Playboy" magazine] It's silly to have as one's sole object in life just making money, accumulating wealth. I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it-- big money--is a fine-and-dandy side fact. Money gives me just one big thing that's really important, and that's the freedom of not having to worry about money. I'm concerned about values--moral, ethical, human values--my own, other people's, the country's, the world's values. Having money now gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter. Hide
[asked why he didn't keep the controversial edge that his predecessor Jack Paar has brought to The T Show more [asked why he didn't keep the controversial edge that his predecessor Jack Paar has brought to The Tonight Show] I think that shows that have gone in just for controversy, to bring on two people of opposing view is very easy night after night. It's easier to that kind of show then it is to get laughs. Hide
I think I left at the right time. You've got to know when to get the hell off the stage, and the tim Show more I think I left at the right time. You've got to know when to get the hell off the stage, and the timing was right for me. The reason I really don't go back or do interviews is because I just let the work speak for itself. Hide
We have certain high standards on this show and some day we hope to live up to them. We have certain high standards on this show and some day we hope to live up to them.
If life was fair, Elvis [Elvis Presley] would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. If life was fair, Elvis [Elvis Presley] would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
[July 1991] In Los Angeles, the big story is that Police Chief Daryl Gates announced his retirement. Show more [July 1991] In Los Angeles, the big story is that Police Chief Daryl Gates announced his retirement. It'll be sometime next year. Why can't a guy just retire without making a big deal of it? Hide
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved. New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved.
[on why The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962) avoided controversial topics] I think it woul Show more [on why The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962) avoided controversial topics] I think it would be a fatal mistake to use my show as a platform for controversial issues. I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. Hide
[December 1967, interview in "Playboy" magazine] Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric Show more [December 1967, interview in "Playboy" magazine] Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there. Hide
[to Miss Piggy who had asked him, 'Can you stand there in your rented tuxedo and honestly say that I Show more [to Miss Piggy who had asked him, 'Can you stand there in your rented tuxedo and honestly say that I am not Oscar material?'] Oscar Meyer, maybe. Hide
[on his public persona] I'm basically not a public person. It's like [Jackie Gleason] said, "If you Show more [on his public persona] I'm basically not a public person. It's like [Jackie Gleason] said, "If you go out all the time to restaurants and so on, people say, 'Oh, he's everywhere', and if you stay home and eat dinner, they say, 'Oh, he's a recluse'." Hide
[To frequent guest Joan Embery, of The San Diego Zoo, after the marmoset she had brought had climbed Show more [To frequent guest Joan Embery, of The San Diego Zoo, after the marmoset she had brought had climbed on Carson's head and urinated] I'm glad you didn't bring a baby elephant. Hide
[asked about his goal in life] To be a good person, a worthy citizen, and to rip NBC off for everyth Show more [asked about his goal in life] To be a good person, a worthy citizen, and to rip NBC off for everything they've got. Hide
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars. The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
We played in England for a while and we were not, as you say, a big smash. It's a pretty Americanise Show more We played in England for a while and we were not, as you say, a big smash. It's a pretty Americanised show and I think one of the problems was that here we're on every night, night after night, and I think the show played in London at different times late at night and only once a week, and I don't think that people got the chance to really get into the rhythm. Hide
[on Ronald Reagan] The President has asked for severe cuts in aid to the arts and humanities. It's R Show more [on Ronald Reagan] The President has asked for severe cuts in aid to the arts and humanities. It's Reagan's strongest attack on the arts since he signed with Warner Brothers. Hide
[on returning to NBC] That ain't gonna happen. That ain't gonna happen. Uh-uh. I know NBC means well Show more [on returning to NBC] That ain't gonna happen. That ain't gonna happen. Uh-uh. I know NBC means well. But I am retired. I ain't going back on television. I made that decision a long time ago and it's served me well. Hide
[during his monologue] My name is Johnny Carson, I've devoted a lifetime to comedy, and the next 90 Show more [during his monologue] My name is Johnny Carson, I've devoted a lifetime to comedy, and the next 90 minutes are going to seem like a lifetime to you. Hide
[on the secrecy behind his nightly monologue] It's always been a ritual with me. I don't show it to Show more [on the secrecy behind his nightly monologue] It's always been a ritual with me. I don't show it to Freddie [executive producer Frederick De Cordova] or Ed [sidekick Ed McMahon] or anybody. If you don't show it to anybody, then you get fresh reactions. Hide
[on his first night hosting The Tonight Show] I have only one feeling as I stand here knowing that s Show more [on his first night hosting The Tonight Show] I have only one feeling as I stand here knowing that so many people are watching - I want my na-na! Hide
[December 1967 interview by 'Alex Haley (I)' in "Playboy" magazine, on speculation that he was anti- Show more [December 1967 interview by 'Alex Haley (I)' in "Playboy" magazine, on speculation that he was anti-social] I couldn't care less what anybody says about me. I live my life, especially my personal life, strictly for myself. I feel that is my right, and anybody who disagrees with that, that's his business. Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized. I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business. Hide
I've seen Don [Don Rickles] entertain 50 times and I've always enjoyed his joke. I've seen Don [Don Rickles] entertain 50 times and I've always enjoyed his joke.
[to Frank Sinatra] When you're in a romantic mood, whose records do you put on? [to Frank Sinatra] When you're in a romantic mood, whose records do you put on?
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
You don't have long to get used to Benny Hill. You can laugh right away. He's a funny guy. You don't have long to get used to Benny Hill. You can laugh right away. He's a funny guy.
I still, believe it or not, have dreams in which I am late for The Tonight Show It's a performer's n Show more I still, believe it or not, have dreams in which I am late for The Tonight Show It's a performer's nightmare, apparently. I've checked with other people, and it occurs to them frequently. And it's frightening. Because I'm not prepared. It's show time and I'm going on-and I've got nothing to say! Jesus! I wake up in a sweat. Hide
[1993, interview in "The Washington Post"] I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be s Show more [1993, interview in "The Washington Post"] I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time. Hide
I wanted the show to make the most of being the last area of television that the medium originally w Show more I wanted the show to make the most of being the last area of television that the medium originally was supposed to be - live, immediate entertainment. I decided the best thing I could do was forget trying to do a lot of pre-planning. It all boiled down to just going out there and being my natural self and seeing what would happen. Hide
I now believe in reincarnation. Tonight's monologue is going to come back as a dog. I now believe in reincarnation. Tonight's monologue is going to come back as a dog.
Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand Show more Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard. Hide
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
[on late-night television programs] We're more effective than birth control pills. [on late-night television programs] We're more effective than birth control pills.
[on the spontaneous nature of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962)] I never analyze it. An Show more [on the spontaneous nature of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962)] I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it. Like George Burns said, "If it gets a laugh, it's funny." Hide
[May 1991] I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young gu Show more [May 1991] I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over. Hide
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio Show more If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Hide
I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted ["The Tonight Show"]?" Show more I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted ["The Tonight Show"]?" I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed the most were the spontaneous, unplanned segments that just happened, like Ed Ames' infamous "Tomahawk Toss" that produced one of the longest laughs in television history. When these lucky moments happen, you just go with them and enjoy the experience and high of the moment. Hide
Johnny Carson's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (162)
Johnny Carson Johnny Carson'S roles
Fmovies