Vampires Suck
Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
4 January 1963, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
19 July 1985, West Monroe, Louisiana, USA
1 April 1983, Massillon, Ohio, USA
24 October 1984, Wisconsin, USA
23 September 1984, Naaldwijk, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
1 April 1970, Michigan, USA
19 February 1985, Winter Park, Florida, USA
20 September 1978, Jefferson City, Missouri, USA
December 4, 1985 in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
11 November 1971, Burbank, California, USA
23 July 1973, Gretna, Louisiana, USA
24 November 1980, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
July 25, 2014
A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.
June 03, 2013
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
August 19, 2010
Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.
July 25, 2014
Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.
July 25, 2014
It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.
June 03, 2013
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
October 13, 2010
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
July 25, 2014
With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!
June 03, 2013
I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.
August 23, 2010
Below bottom-of-the-barrel.
January 06, 2014
For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least
August 26, 2010
This movie sucks more.
