The Three Musketeers (2011)
In an exciting adventure for a powerful man named Dartjannan. The powerful man is assisted by three former legendary men in cooperation with each other to achieve a very exciting mission in Europe. Their mission is to try to thwart a vicious plot that threatens to overthrow the king and destroy the European system, and perhaps there will be a total war that destroys everything.
22 August 1978, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, UK
13 January 1977, Canterbury, Kent, England, UK
5 September 1981, Munich, Bavaria, Germany
17 December 1975, Kiev, Ukrainian SSR, USSR [now Ukraine]
25 May 1964, Lisburn, Northern Ireland, UK
19 January 1992, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, USA
2 September 1980, Potsdam, Germany
4 October 1956, Vienna, Austria
3 March 1963, Frederiksberg, Denmark
19 December 1963, Freiburg im Breisgau, Baden-Württemberg, Germany
1984, Munich, Bavaria, Germany
8 April 1989, Hampshire, England, UK
1962, Berlin, Germany
28 September 1998, Berlin, Germany
5 April 1989, London, England, UK
21 July 1989, London, England, UK
17 October 1974, Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, England, UK
19 June 1984, Winchester, Hampshire, England, UK
1978
15 April 1979, Pontypool, Wales, UK
31 January 1966, Enfield, London, England, UK
1 May 1973, Bielefeld, Germany
September 22, 2012
The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.
October 23, 2011
Call it the Robert Downey Jr. Meets Sherlock Holmes Effect. A classic popular adventure gets overblown, juiced-up, and generally CGI-ified.
October 21, 2011
Jovovich tries hard to be terribly, terribly wicked, but her performance finds a hitherto unknown middle ground between Divine in Pink Flamingos and Halle Berry in Catwoman that's just embarrassing.
September 19, 2012
While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.
October 07, 2015
Paul W. S. Anderson's take on the Dumas classic is almost like the cinematic equivalent of CliffsNotes.
October 24, 2011
Even the most liberal viewer is likely to echo Milady's thoughts of D'Artagnan: "You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart."
October 21, 2011
This version of the Musketeers story can't decide if it wants to be an old-fashioned tale of swashbuckling adventure and palace intrigue or a cheeky, effects-heavy rethink of some iconic characters a la the Guy Ritchie-directed Sherlock Holmes.
December 30, 2012
A befouling of Dumas.
March 03, 2012
Never has failure looked this good!
October 21, 2011
Every time you think it can't get any stupider, it gets right up in your face, calls you "bro," and gets stupider.
March 19, 2012
It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation.
October 21, 2011
In the worst possible case, this could go on and on, but please, let's hope it doesn't.
