The Night Watchmen
Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.
28 November 1988, Annapolis, Maryland, USA
16 July 1969, Los Angeles, California, USA
11 November 1970, Brooklyn, New York, USA
31 December 1953, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
11 September 1979, New York City, New York, USA
7 April 1965, Teaneck, New Jersey, USA
6 January 1992, USA
May 26, 2017
The Night Watchmen is a raucous riot that starts fast and never relents right up until its closing moments. It asks only your indulgence and delivers utterly, remaining a gory and hilarious ride every step of the way.
August 04, 2017
You've seen blood-sucking vampires, rampaging zombies, and sinister clowns. But have you ever seen these horror archetypes mashed up into one ludicrous yet menacing monster?
February 16, 2017
The dialogue is awful, with lines such as "Whoa! No need to start spinning your head around and spilling pea soup!", which just rolls off the tongue.
