Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
A monstrous tornado unleashes ravenous sharks from Washington, D.C., all the way down to Orlando, Florida.
20 March 1986, Washington, District of Columbia, USA
1 October 1965, Los Angeles, California, USA
27 September 1963, New Jersey, USA
8 December 1980, Somerville, New Jersey, USA
20 September 1948, Bayonne, New Jersey, USA
9 August 1964, Norman, Oklahoma, USA
12 February 1984, Rochester Hills, Michigan, USA
18 August 1968, Fort Polk, Louisiana, USA
5 August 1973, Tehran, Iran
8 June 1978, Medford, Massachusetts, USA
6 June 1972, Taipei, Taiwan
8 November 1975, Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA
7 April 1980, Parsons, Kansas, USA
30 November 1974, Compton, California, USA
19 September 1964, Mineola, New York, USA
July 29, 2015
So wacky I almost fell asleep.
July 23, 2015
This is the sequel that chokes by stuffing itself with endless, self-indulgent cameos. This is the sequel that prioritizes product placement, which is so blatant that it becomes a joke in and of itself before it loops back around to insulting.
July 23, 2015
You'd better like seeing fake sharks munch on people's extremities if you plan to enjoy Sharknado 3.
July 23, 2015
So clumsy was Sharknado 3, it seemed slapped together by someone with dorsal fins rather than opposable thumbs.
November 24, 2015
One might begin to wonder if the franchise is running out of steam - until an amazing last quarter hour which, even with OTT promises in place, manages to turn all the dials one higher.
July 23, 2015
Here's one thing that's rarely complained about in a review: The acting and dialogue in Oh Hell No! are not bad enough. Partially, this can be credited to less screen time for Tara Reid.
July 23, 2015
At around the hour mark, I was checking the clock frequently and despairing for how I spend my time. Unlike the first two movies, it didn't feel like I was participating in a Sharknado night. It felt like I was subjecting myself to it.
July 29, 2015
To give this film a decent score would be an insult to the many low-budget features out there that scrape every penny they can find together to produce something good.
July 23, 2015
All I know is that you'll have fun for a hot minute and then gradually start to seriously question how you're prioritizing your life. The true "Sharknado Effect."
July 23, 2015
There is a line of defense the movie throws up, a sort of camouflage, in which the purposely bad is blended with the actually bad, that makes the critic want to pack up his typewriter and repair despairing to the bar.
July 23, 2015
Though Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! delivers bigger stakes, more sharks, more gore, more cameos, and more interaction with its viewers, the third installment to the series is a serious departure from what was appealing about the original.
July 23, 2015
Perfectly likable characters, played by fondly remembered former stars, are dispatched bloodily.
