Scottish Mussel
Set in the Scottish highlands, the film tells the story of Ritchie, who goes undercover at a Highland conservation centre to make his fortune as an illegal pearl fisher with the help of his two hapless and accident prone mates. Things don’t quite go to plan, however, as Ritchie falls for a preservationist, animal welfare activist.
28 November 1983, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
26 September 1985, Hertfordshire, England, UK
7 September 1981, Glasgow, Scotland, UK
30 May 1961, Horsham, Sussex [now West Sussex], England, UK
18 April 1965, Wandsworth, London, England, UK
6 March 1979, Surrey, England, UK
1973, Bucklow, Cheshire, England, UK
8 May 1984, Greenock, Renfrewshire, Scotland, UK
15 October 1975, Enfield, Middlesex, London, England, UK
9 October 1968, Islington, London, England, UK
14 September 1970, Glasgow, Scotland, UK
30 May 1977, London, England, UK
28 October 1983, Chelmsford, Essex, England, UK
1963
September 23, 2016
The worst film ever made in Scotland ...
September 23, 2016
With its broad, scattergun humour, lazy characterisation and inept plot and dialogue (not to mention its patronising, metropolitan view of "wild" Scotland), Scottish Mussel should have stayed firmly locked in its shell.
