Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!
When new teacher Mr Shepherd loses his memory as well as Archie the Donkey, his primary school pupils set off on a mission to save the day and get him to New York to enjoy Christmas with his fiancée.
8 February 1975, Portsmouth, Hampshire, England, UK
30 July 1966, Albrighton, Shropshire, England, UK
11 August 1973, Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK
15 July 1952, Guildford, Surrey, England, UK
28 November 1961, Wimbledon, South London, England, UK
12 May 1968, Bloomsbury, London, England, UK
13 December 1968, Birmingham, West Midlands, England, UK
1946, Bradford, West Yorkshire, England, UK
March 19, 1999 in Coventry, Warwickshire, England, UK
8 February 1980, Bury, Greater Manchester, England, UK
19 April 1950, Highgate, London, England, UK
1 June 1973, Wahroonga, New South Wales, Australia
November 14, 2014
How do I go about awarding the square root of negative one as a star rating? Is it just "i"? Or is there a special graphic?
November 11, 2014
Even fans of the series are likely to deem this dopey "Donkey" a step down, with a surprising streak of unseasonal mean-spiritedness.
November 14, 2014
There have been many recent films based around memory loss, but few that most adults will want to forget as quickly as Nativity 3.
November 14, 2014
This is one of those British family comedies that make you want to soil the Union flag with your own faeces in the cinema foyer before setting fire to it.
November 14, 2014
The film recycles the same formula of thwarted romance rescued by endearingly amateurish song-and-dance routines.
November 12, 2014
The title is the funniest thing about this cynical seasonal cash-in.
November 17, 2014
There are so many plot holes in this silly British holiday sequel that the script hardly seems to exist at all.
November 14, 2014
It's more a case of dude, where are the laughs as the hit British comedy series returns for a third, unwelcome installment.
November 14, 2014
A manic, mindless festive farrago that displays a casual regard for logic, stops every second for a bit of a song or dance and maintains an idiotic grin on its face through an interminable two hours.
November 13, 2014
This is desperately poor stuff, juvenile in the extreme, thoroughly unfunny, and pitched squarely at younger kids. However, even they will probably find it too long and convoluted.
November 16, 2014
I can't speak for the kids at whom it is aimed, but as an adult I'd rather stay in and watch a CBBC Chuckle Brothers marathon.
