Machete Kills
“Machete Kills” will continue revolves around the main character Machete, who would receive orders from the President hunting a drug trafficking boss who is threatening the United States by an extremely dangerous nuclear attack plot…
28 April 1981, Pomona, California, USA
10 August 1960, Málaga, Málaga, Andalucía, Spain
28 June 1971, Pretoria, South Africa
3 January 1956, Peekskill, New York, USA
13 April 1944, Echo Park, Los Angeles, California, USA
10 July 1972, Barranquilla, Colombia
13 April 1950, Buffalo, New York, USA
10 November 1971, Birmingham, Alabama, USA
31 May 1955, Florida, USA
12 August 1986, Caracas, Venezuela
27 July 1981, San Antonio, Texas, USA
3 September 1965, New York City, New York, USA
April 15, 2016
The stunt casting is so poorly realized that actors pop in and out of the film at random, the story apparently stitched together according to actors' schedules.
October 11, 2013
Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
October 11, 2013
Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
October 27, 2015
"Machete will return in: Machete Kills!" boomed the gritty voiceover dude at the end of Robert Rodriguez's 2010 Mexploitation parody. Three years later, we're reminded that it was a threat, not a promise.
June 23, 2016
Bigger, more ambitious, and more raucous, Machete Kills stands as a film that proves more can, sometimes, be less.
October 15, 2013
Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
October 11, 2013
A self-aware exploitation picture that winks as it picks your pocket.
June 07, 2016
Maybe... 'neo-grindhouse' has become a 'genre' because Tarantino's Midas touch turned grindhouse into ... art? Grindhouse sort of sounds like 'art house.' On the other hand-nah.
July 15, 2015
Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal.
October 11, 2013
"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
September 03, 2015
Everything looks artificial and achieved in post-production. Every shortcut is met to save money on budget and time.
October 11, 2013
When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
