Lesbian Vampire Killers
When a rural town's women have been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk send two hapless young lads out into the nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers as a sacrifice.
17 April 1981, London, England, UK
14 November 1959, Kensington, Liverpool, England, UK
22 September 1979, Sundsvall, Västernorrlands län, Sweden
2 March 1955, Wicklow, Ireland
10 October 1989, Haringey, London, England, UK
22 August 1978, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, UK
28 October 1974, Hillingdon, Middlesex, London, England, UK
6 November 1982, Ukrainian SSR, USSR [now Ukraine]
23 July 1977, Milan, Lombardy, Italy
8 February 1983, Scotland, UK
1946, Anglesey, Wales, UK
10 July 1980, Wigan, Lancashire, England, UK
May 21, 2009
It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.
October 28, 2016
Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.
August 10, 2009
Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.
May 21, 2009
The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.
July 15, 2009
It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.
March 20, 2009
Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.
April 15, 2010
The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.
May 22, 2009
For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.
May 16, 2009
The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions
December 15, 2009
the only thing that made it watchable was its mercifully short length
May 20, 2009
The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.
December 28, 2009
The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.
