Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Jones originates from the night sky and her fate was to bring great change to the world, but all seems unlikely even as time goes by.
18 February 1980, Durham, England, UK
24 July 1965, Irvine, Ayrshire, Scotland, UK
26 July 1972, St. Asaph, Wales, UK
26 April 1980, Cullman, Alabama, USA
1950, USA
21 February 1987, Bristol, England, UK
21 April 1983, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England, UK
16 May 1967, Singapore
26 January 1979, Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, UK
1955, Edinburgh, Scotland, UK
24 August 1975, London, England, UK
May 30, 2016
The storytelling is clumsy, the characters are befuddling, and the Wachowskis' action sequences - once so graceful and thrilling - are ugly, noisy, and worst of all, boring.
February 10, 2015
A lot of people spent a lot of time and a lot of money making a lot of movie, but there's not much there.
April 25, 2017
Despite its visual beauty, Jupiter Ascending it's more exhausting than captivating. [Full review in Spanish]
July 14, 2016
The most disappointing aspect of Jupiter Ascending is, surprisingly, its action sequences.
February 26, 2015
Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when we needed them? If only they had prevented the disastrous atrocity that is "Jupiter Ascending" from infiltrating Earth's movie theaters before it was too late!
February 09, 2015
The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination.
June 03, 2016
'Jupiter Ascending' is a thematic cornucopia of 'Star Wars/Trek/Gate,' 'The Matrix,' 'Predator,' 'Wolf,' even 'Turbo' (the snail cartoon), and at least seven more.
February 06, 2015
Jupiter Ascending is inane from first frame to last - the dialogue is so clunky, I wondered if George Lucas had been brought in to do the rewrite.
February 06, 2015
Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley.
