Abner, Dogcatcher, Mr. President, Narrator

Anthony's Dad

Muddy Mudskipper, George Liquor, Fire Captain, Player, The Baby Soft Shelled Stimpy, The Fire Captain, The Poodle, The Sheriff of Dodge City

George Liquor, The Devil

The Pope

Jasper the Pup

Stimpson J. Cat, Ren Höek, Stimpy, Archie, Explodey, Jughead, Player, Police officer, Poopy, Producer...

Ren Höek, Mr. Horse, Ren, Ren Höek (segment "Fake Dad")

Susan Fout

Powdered Toast Man, Announcer, Charles Globe, Player, Powdered Toastman

Wife, Baby, Beach babes, Dogs, Female doctor, Girls, Mrs. Pipe, PTM's Faithfull Assistant, Player, The Little Girl...