
Al Goldstein
Birthday: 10 January 1936, Brooklyn, New York, USA
Birth Name: Alvin Goldstein
Al Goldstein was born on January 10, 1936 in Brooklyn, New York, USA as Alvin Goldstein. He was an actor, known for Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001), Screwed (1996) and Inside Deep Throat (2 ...Show More

I have the courage of my convictions - all 19 of them.
I have the courage of my convictions - all 19 of them.
Death Before Marriage!
Death Before Marriage!
[commenting on oral sex] She must be clean. I wash a chicken before I boil it!
[commenting on oral sex] She must be clean. I wash a chicken before I boil it!
[from an interview in 2001] To be angry is to be alive. I'm an angry Jew. I love it. Anger is better Show more
[from an interview in 2001] To be angry is to be alive. I'm an angry Jew. I love it. Anger is better than love. I think it is more pure. There's so much to be angry about, because people are ripped off, the election went to the wrong person, the good guys usually lose, and society sucks. Hide
[one of many phone messages to former secretary Jennifer Lozinski] I'll take you down! You loathsome Show more
[one of many phone messages to former secretary Jennifer Lozinski] I'll take you down! You loathsome turd. You're a piece of shit! Hide
I'm a big fat Jew who doesn't pay retail!
I'm a big fat Jew who doesn't pay retail!
I should be an old Jew retired in Century Village, but here I am, with a passion for eating pastrami Show more
I should be an old Jew retired in Century Village, but here I am, with a passion for eating pastrami and eating pussy. Hide
[asked about his downfall] The Internet made pornography available for free and I couldn't compete.
[asked about his downfall] The Internet made pornography available for free and I couldn't compete.
[asked what he planned to give feminist writer Gloria Steinem for a Christmas gift] Syphilis.
[asked what he planned to give feminist writer Gloria Steinem for a Christmas gift] Syphilis.
[on how difficult it was to sell the first few issues of "Screw" magazine] I remember going to deale Show more
[on how difficult it was to sell the first few issues of "Screw" magazine] I remember going to dealers along 8th Avenue . . . these old Jewish guys would yell at me and call me filthy and disgusting and they'd rip up the papers right in front of me . . . for eight weeks cigar-chomping fat guys with aprons told me I was vile and should be ashamed. Hide
My life has turned to crap. To go from a being a millionaire and then living in a homeless shelter a Show more
My life has turned to crap. To go from a being a millionaire and then living in a homeless shelter and being rejected by 98% of your friends is horrendous, but I'm a survivor. Hide
[recalling his reaction after seeing a performance by his favorite singer Johnnie Ray in 1955] He wa Show more
[recalling his reaction after seeing a performance by his favorite singer Johnnie Ray in 1955] He was like a fag Janis Joplin--all emotion. Hide
[in an interview in 1985, on whether he prefers New York, where "Screw" Magazine is headquartered, o Show more
[in an interview in 1985, on whether he prefers New York, where "Screw" Magazine is headquartered, or California, where the company has business interests] I really love New York. I spend a lot of time in California, but I'm the one who is looking for dogshit, trying to find Puerto Ricans to run over while I blow my horn. No, New York City because it's so hostile. My first day back in New York yesterday a bus hit my limousine and the bus driver yelled at my driver saying we were speeding; we were doing 6 mph. New York is filled with such malcontents and disturbed people that it makes me feel like I'm at a Jerry Falwell revival meeting. So I love New York, I love it, because making it home at the end of the day is a major accomplishment. Hide
[commenting about his job working in a bakery compared to his former job as a publisher of the infam Show more
[commenting about his job working in a bakery compared to his former job as a publisher of the infamous sex paper "Screw"] I've always loved food more than sex, so this is really my first love. I've gone from broads to bagels . . . Hide
Al Goldstein's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (5)